
Ivanna Nuke
Gallente Holders Of The Cowbell
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Posted - 2011.06.20 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Smagd
Originally by: JC Anderson Edited by: JC Anderson on 20/06/2011 12:28:52 In another thread, they said the patch notes were going on six pages and counting.. And that was before. The final release might be MUCH longer... So if they really do end up being as long as they have claimed, then I can understand why its taking so long.
They're also probably still uploading the patch file :fear: 5.8 GB right?
So how's it gonna be?
Fictional timeline:
05:00 Server being taken down 11:28 First forum threads (on other forums) "Why EVE down?" 16:00 Forums back online, accidentally the new version 16:02 First forum bug discovered 16:05 Forum going down again 17:30 Old forum back up 18:58 Patch notes published 18:59 "All is going according to plan" 19:00 4 Players logged in 19:30 Unexpected surge in EVE China new accounts 20:00 10 Players logged in 20:30 Patch available for download for Windows 20:48 Download server runs out of connections 21:00 EVE Server down 21:20 First Torrent available, seeders celebrated as heros 21:40 Torrent is detected to be poisoned with a key logger 22:00 "We have discovered a problem. Server back by 23:00" 23:00 New patch available for download, incompatible with previous patch. "Please download full client. We are sorry." 00:00 10 Players logged in 00:50 New patch for Windows for both old client versions available 01:10 Chribba provides working patch downloads 01:20 Chribba posts scan of Invoice for $99 by CCP 02:40 Chribba posts "Cease and Desist", shuts down eve-files 03:00 "EVE will be back online before 06:00 UTC" 07:00 EVE China down due to massive registrations 07:34 EVE back up 07:38 Game-breaking bug discovered 07:42 Forum Threadnought "The petitions aren't read" 08:03 Forum Threadnought now has link to bug report in 5 week old Test Forum thread 08:15 EVE Down "Emergency reboot due to an exploit" 08:30 Mac patch available for download 08:40 New record new accounts at Battlestar Galactica Online 09:00 4 Players logged in 09:40 "EVE will be back online after today's regular downtime" 09:43 Forum war White Knights vs. Bitter Vets goes nuclear 10:50 Server up, accepts connections 11:00 Regular downtime begins 11:30 "EVE will now accept connections" 11:43 LulzSec DDoSes EVE 13:00 LulzSec discoveres EVE China, promptly DDoSes it 14:00 New record new accounts StarWars Galaxies 16:30 3 Players online 16:40 Standard server online 17:00 Dev accidentally posts "We beat the estimated patch downtime by 2 hours"

+20 internets good sir
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